January 13, 2003

Sure, they're not medical benefits, but...

I started a new session of classes on Saturday. The second was kick-in-the-throat exhausting. Let these next two sentences serve as a window into the minds of the Leaders of Tomorrow:

Child A to Mother A:
"Mama, I didn't hurt anybody today!"

Mother B to Child B:
"I told you your skirt would keep falling down if you didn't wear underwear."

Plus I have to give Carbuncle the Car Monkey back to its rightful owner (who also happens to be the Skirt Slipper). Turns out that just because a six-year-old leaves a ridiculously cute monkey in your classroom does not mean that it gets to live in your car.

Damn.

I was also disappointed this evening to discover that the play written by a high school student and entitled The Sheep Child turned out to be about a girl who follows all her parents' wishes and not about a boy with a sheep's head.

Perhaps it is a sign that I should write a play about a little sheepy.

Posted by Ida at January 13, 2003 09:39 PM
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