January 31, 2003

Definition, please.

Today's class with the 9-year-olds began when M sneaked in and swiped my notebook while my attention was focused on my apple juice. I winked at her and asked for it back as some of the information contained therein was inappropriate for her to see. She looked suspicious. "What kind of stuff?" she asked. She looked to her classmates for support. L was by her side.

"Inappropriate?" he said, "I've seen it all."

This is the part where I tell you that L was the same student who told me F got in trouble on the playground for saying "Suck my [points at crotch]".

I'm willing to believe that this is a child who has either a) an older sibling or b) walked in on his parents. (It could be any number of scarier things, but I don't really want to think about that anymore today.) A or B, I'm curious about what he thinks "it all" is.

And also, isn't "suck my [points at crotch]" way grosser than just plain "suck my dick or cock or what-have-you?"

Posted by Ida at January 31, 2003 05:18 PM
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