I dreamed last night that I had a meeting in the basement with the Queen Rat. She and I had a lovely chat and it was agreed that her 700 rats would stay out of our house but could have free reign of the backyard.
This dream was a relief. I thought my dreams were going to be all Indiana Jones because that's what I'd been thinking about earlier in the day and I saw Mr. Tumnus' ratbutt right before I went to bed. I thought I'd scared him away by listening to the Butthole Surfers really loudly, but apparently he is a fan.
If killing them doesn't work, our household has decided that maybe we can train Mr. Tumnus & Friends to wear little red hats and be messengers and bellhops throughout the house, just like the Muppets.
Posted by Ida at February 12, 2003 01:21 PM