April 14, 2003

Ida has ADD

So I'm in rehearsal during the day now, which rules because I don't have to be there until, like, 11am. What's hard for me is that I am accustomed to neither sitting still nor keeping my mouth shut, which I mostly have to do as an ASM.

To whit:

Front Room Version
Ida is patiently watching actors and giving lines. She agrees to make copies. She remembers the copy code. She finds the cd's. She turns off the TV. She knows when the video call is. She has directions to the shop. She is polite to the staff of the host theatre. She has an extra pencil. She laughs at appropriate moments.

Back Room Version
Xanadu! Xanadu-ooo-ooo! Now we are here (now we are here) in Xanadu-oooooooo! I've got to get some roller-skates. Oh, hey what if I have the kids meet a character who just comes in with a briefcase and in that briefcase there is a sandwich? No you can't fool the children of the revolution, no you can't fool... I really hope Lauren agrees to be the production manager. I'd better email her today. Oh, wait, and I need to email Sharon, too. Where can I get roller skates? What if the ice baby melts into the letter from Papa? I wonder if there's a kind of ink that only appears when the paper gets wet?

See what I mean? But maybe it isn't attention deficit. Maybe it's attention surplus.

Posted by Ida at April 14, 2003 10:53 PM
Comments

Actually, it sounds more like you're watching the Special Edition DVD of "Ida's Life" with the director's commentary track on...

Posted by: THE COMTE at April 16, 2003 08:21 AM

Attention Surplus Syndrome. I, too, have ASS.

Posted by: Mol at April 17, 2003 04:21 AM

"I'm sorry, Mr & Mrs SCT Parent, but your child is hindering the class's progress cuz DAMN baby got ASS."

Posted by: Mol at April 17, 2003 05:32 AM

HAH! Okay, almost got busted at work for laughing at that one.

(I am currently wiping all personal files from my computer.)

Posted by: freesia at April 17, 2003 08:04 AM

"Sorry I'm late for work -- my ASS distracted me."

Posted by: Mol at April 17, 2003 09:07 AM

"Ma'am, could I see your license and registration? You were speeding down the road like your ASS was on fire."

Posted by: Mol at April 17, 2003 09:44 AM

I see you baby, shakin' that ASS...Mols, you are my favorite and you many choose whom I marry. (Except I may need to eat poison cake for awhile.)

Posted by: Ida at April 17, 2003 06:14 PM

Sorry I'm late for work -- Molly's ASS distracted me.

Posted by: benlau at April 18, 2003 03:35 AM

Yay!

Posted by: Mol at April 18, 2003 07:03 AM

wait... how come you can post without leaving an email address, but it won't let me?

Posted by: Mol at April 18, 2003 07:05 AM

er, never mind.

Posted by: Mol at April 18, 2003 07:06 AM