September 16, 2003

I ated too much pie.

So I'm auditioning 35 people on Saturday for seven roles. I know that I should audition them based on their acting ability and willingness to work with others, but part of me just wants to know if they think my jokes are funny and that they're not idiots.

Probably I'll try to sneak those bits in, but wouldn't it be much easier if I could declare "no asshats or sucky people" on the audition sheet?

And what would you, as an auditioning actor, put on that audition sheet to prove to me that you're neither an ass nor a suckhead?

(PS Today is my sloppy blog-iversary.)

Posted by Ida at September 16, 2003 05:19 PM
Comments

"Don't take this personally, but I have a peculiar sense of humor -- like the British -- and I don't laugh at everything. If you have a turkey stuck on your head, or you're a cat with a cantalope stuck on your's I'll probably find that funny."

Posted by: THE COMTE at September 17, 2003 04:12 PM

Dear auditioner-type,

I am neither an asshat nor a suckhead. However, I am hung over right now because I live a very full life. Please forgive my relative lack of moxie. It will return after a coffee and four Advil Liqui-Gels.

Sincerely,
-fbf

p.s. Do I get extra credit for having been present at the precise moment that the term "asshat" was conceived?

Posted by: fbf at September 20, 2003 12:43 AM