September 29, 2003

I got art in my eye!

AAAAAHHHHHHH! I'm supposed to go teach a class where we're looking for a sock monkey in dramatrue and I can't even find it in realtrue.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

4:14 UPDATE: Okay. I found the monkey. But there aren't any blocks in my classroom. Dammit. That's just crap. (Shut up about your office job with grownups.)

Posted by Ida at September 29, 2003 04:05 PM
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Best post title ever!

Posted by: mol at September 30, 2003 11:25 AM

I have a Magic Eight-Ball that sits on top of my monitor. People come by every day, pick it up, shake it, look at the bottom. Usually, they sigh, then set it back on the monitor while muttering to themselves before walking away.

I think I know what the Eight-Ball is telling them...

Posted by: THE COMTE at September 30, 2003 12:21 PM

"Fuck off"?
"You're going be here until you die"?
"I'll bet you found the monkey"?
That would be the best Magic 8-Ball ever.

P.S. I can't find my Lucky Strike Genuine Hand-Painted Mexican Pro-Wrestler. Did I leave it in your car, Ida?

Posted by: mol at October 3, 2003 09:28 AM

No, you left a bowl in my car. Your wrestler is on the buffet in the entry way.

Mine is at work with me. I haven't thrown him across the room yet, but I might. (I did kick the railing several times with my boots, though.)

Posted by: Ida at October 3, 2003 11:32 AM