This morning's school day began with a Bearded Lady.
She sported a full on Dr. Hoovie-type beard with grey in it plus long dark hair, a loose cotton knee-length dress, and shiny hair-free legs. The students at this school were astonishingly quiet and responded to inside-voice directions from the Bearded Lady Teacher.
I really don't see any other option. I'm still a little dumbfounded myself.
Bearded Lady.
Posted by Ida at October 1, 2003 10:44 AMBearded Lady with clean-shaven legs. I mean, c'mon, choose already. Are ya hairy? Are ya not? Being fully committed to one of those choices makes the other one look kind of dirty.
Posted by: Mol at October 3, 2003 09:24 AM