March 31, 2004

The Further Adventures of Spring Break Fever

Yesterday, I had just the 8th grade boys. Was supposed to be the whole class, but the girls had to go to Girls Club. This was explained to me by the technology teacher, so I thought it had something to do with technology, but, nope, it was the whole "carry this baby doll around and pretend it's a real baby and then you won't want to get knocked up." There is no similar program for the boys.

So, it was just me and the boys. During my lesson, most paid acute attention...until one of them put lotion on his hands and mimed jacking off.

Let me say that again: PUT LOTION ON HIS HANDS AND MIMED JACKING OFF.

Posted by Ida at March 31, 2004 01:56 PM
Comments

You're just gettin' the cream-of-the-crop this week, aren't you? (Pun intended).

Posted by: THE COMTE at March 31, 2004 03:12 PM

He musta been bored.

Posted by: benlau at March 31, 2004 04:43 PM

Jocelyn Elders would be so proud!

Posted by: flamingbanjo at March 31, 2004 05:49 PM

benlau, we all know that these days being bored promotes cross-burning. It's being activitely stimulated by education that...dear god, it's me, margaret: please let this school year be over soon.

Posted by: ida at March 31, 2004 06:17 PM

Maybe you should take a small wicker basket with you next time you teach this group -- then you could tell it where to put the lotion...

Posted by: THE COMTE at April 1, 2004 04:16 PM

ah, that must be what they learn in Boy's Club, instead of carrying around the faux baby.

Posted by: raej at April 2, 2004 10:35 AM

Oiee...me chamo Carol..moro no Brasil, passa la no meu blog ta? bjinhuss

Posted by: Caroline at April 9, 2004 02:02 PM