June 08, 2004

Cash Money or I've Got Your Receipt Right...Here

Honey is leaning on the front desk and working a Tootsie pop.

Honey: Have you looked at the transvestite ads?

Ida: Oh, I've thumbed through them.

Honey: Did you see the one for Pamela?

Ida: Is that you?

Honey: I hate her. That girl gets on my nerves.

Ida: Oh.

Honey: We all hate her. "Best in Seattle," "Most Realistic Passing." She doesn't know anything.

Ida: There's always gotta be one.

Honey: I gotta pay for my ad. I'm broke. But this is all I do; I'm gonna have a pretty good day.

Ad rep arrives at front desk.

Honey: Okay, girl, you enjoy your day.

Oh, I am.

Posted by Ida at June 8, 2004 01:35 PM
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