So I was playing joke tag with my students (y'know, you catch a kid and then another kid has to tell you a joke before you'll free the caught kid) and the wiliest of the students started calling me "Hot Pocket."
Ida: What's your favorite food?
T: Sushi.
J: Raw spinach.
W: Pepperoni pizza.
R: Vanilla ice cream...or sushi.
P: Sand.
Students make various giggling sounds. My pen hovers over my paper.
P: It's good. I like it.
General confusion continues. I write the answer down.
P: I really do eat sand.
K: So do I, but I wouldn't say it out loud.