August 29, 2002

Decide now! The people are

Decide now! The people are waiting and your life is more interesting than theirs! for A.A

1: Would you rather be a crystal chakra, hippie woo woo, thinly-sliced-hazlenuts-over-tofu, salt-is-of-the-devil freak, or a Dominoes pizza and a hamburger for dinner, sleeping on a top mattress without box springs or sheets on the floor, WWF-believing-in freak? Explain.

2: Minimum security prison or Involuntary Mental Hospital? (please note, the prison is pink.)

3: Insane roomates with cool pets or cool roomates with evil pets? (including ferrets.)

4: A videotape of a very drunken you singing and dancing along with N*Sync on MTV, and knowing all the dance moves, or the terrible song lyrics you wrote for him or her that include the lines "I need you, babe. What can I do? I must have you, I'm stuck like glue. Please say you do/ Want me back too/ like an old shoe/Oh I'm so blue" and a heartfelt letter declaring your everlasting love to survive him or her dating that skank and totally scratching your favorite Led Zepplin album?

5: Whiskey neat or on the rocks?

6: Would you rather eat a quart of Sugar Free Chocolate Vanilla swirl Jell-o Pudding every night for the rest of your life, or have your ears always smell slightly of cheese?

7: Friday Flip Up Day or Wednesday Wet Willie Day?

8: Your date is: Pretty, Dense, and Loud, or Plain, Smart, and Painfully Shy?

9: Riding around on one of those tough chopper motorcycles with the really tall handlebars in gym shorts, white socks pulled up to mid calf and orthopeodic tennis shoes, or driving a geo metro in black leather pants, leather X style chest and back straps instead of a shirt, wristbands and a buzz cut?

10: The Rolling Stones start a barfight with the Partridge Family and Mister T. Who wins?

Posted by Sonya at August 29, 2002 09:17 AM
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