Decide now! The people are waiting and your life is more interesting than theirs! for A.A
1: Would you rather be a crystal chakra, hippie woo woo, thinly-sliced-hazlenuts-over-tofu, salt-is-of-the-devil freak, or a Dominoes pizza and a hamburger for dinner, sleeping on a top mattress without box springs or sheets on the floor, WWF-believing-in freak? Explain.
2: Minimum security prison or Involuntary Mental Hospital? (please note, the prison is pink.)
3: Insane roomates with cool pets or cool roomates with evil pets? (including ferrets.)
4: A videotape of a very drunken you singing and dancing along with N*Sync on MTV, and knowing all the dance moves, or the terrible song lyrics you wrote for him or her that include the lines "I need you, babe. What can I do? I must have you, I'm stuck like glue. Please say you do/ Want me back too/ like an old shoe/Oh I'm so blue" and a heartfelt letter declaring your everlasting love to survive him or her dating that skank and totally scratching your favorite Led Zepplin album?
5: Whiskey neat or on the rocks?
6: Would you rather eat a quart of Sugar Free Chocolate Vanilla swirl Jell-o Pudding every night for the rest of your life, or have your ears always smell slightly of cheese?
7: Friday Flip Up Day or Wednesday Wet Willie Day?
8: Your date is: Pretty, Dense, and Loud, or Plain, Smart, and Painfully Shy?
9: Riding around on one of those tough chopper motorcycles with the really tall handlebars in gym shorts, white socks pulled up to mid calf and orthopeodic tennis shoes, or driving a geo metro in black leather pants, leather X style chest and back straps instead of a shirt, wristbands and a buzz cut?
10: The Rolling Stones start a barfight with the Partridge Family and Mister T. Who wins?
Posted by Sonya at August 29, 2002 09:17 AM