My senior prom date and I got trashed with his mom last night. I was not wearing a wreath of flowers in my hair. That's all I should say about that.
My lord, I've never been so relaxed in my life. Don't go ruining it by threatening to touch my bellybutton. I'll cut you.
Listen baby, the novel isnt looking even remotely close enough to done in order to be done by the end of the month. I'm going to plug away at it until the 30th, but it's pretty much over. It's crap, but if you're reading here, you've read crap before and probably enjoyed it. If you want to read more crap, send me an email and I'll send it to you. Unless I think you and I might someday go out. I don't want you having that kind of fodder against me in fights. (but what a good way to figure out if I think we'll ever go out, eh? No novel sent = romance in your future, right? Romance with lots of fighting at least. boy, do i love fighting.)
So seriously. I can't remember what my job actually includes today other than answering the phone and writing emails. I know I spend a lot of time doing that, but what else do I do? I must do something...right?
and a list! I could go on forever. Lets take a look at the polls:
Time of day when I hallucinate that I can teleport on a regular basis: 4:40am
Time of day that I am guaranteed to get the hiccups if I'm awake: 4:50am.
Time of day where you will have to force me to smile with all of your might because I hate everything I hate everything touch me and you die: 3:50-4:10
Time of day that I am guaranteed to need to use the restroom: 10:10am
Time of day I would sleep to if people didn't keep calling and calling and please please stop calling, you're not my friends, only friends get to wake me up: 1:30pm
NOW! Pretend that you are a ninja. Isn't it weird just to sit there and not do anything in particular, but to say to yourself "I'm a damn ninja! Holy shit!"? weird.
Posted by Sonya at November 25, 2002 10:06 AMDanish Ninja's wear all white.
Posted by: Sven at November 25, 2002 11:06 AMliar!
Posted by: sonya at November 25, 2002 11:23 AMno, I'm not. If we wore all black ,one could easily see us against the snow.
We have many, many missions up in Lapland.
Posted by: Sven at November 25, 2002 12:06 PMsince I'm pretty sure we'll never date, seeing as I feel like your surrogate dad on most days, though you would be the daughter that never writes or calls and I would be a deadbeat dad at this point, I definitely want a copy of your novel.
and your pictures make me so homesick it hurts.
much love.
why is your prom date and his mom in seattle? or are you in post falls? Ohh.. I want to get drunk and yell, "turn up the sound and stomp on the ground.. ohh yeah!" I think I will, even though the frenchies will think Im crazy.
Sorry these are more questions than comments. I have forgotten how to write actual emails here. Also, you will owe me 10 dollars in 6 months since I still have not taken up smoking...
Heart.
Posted by: Stacia at November 27, 2002 03:48 AMYou! You will take up smoking. I am certain of it. It's what one does in fraaaaaaaaannnnnccceie pants. In other news, why don't you update your blog so the rest of us can get the scoop on Paris? Jack says hello. His sister lives by me now.
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