First off, I went to an event last night where my particularly foul mouth wouldn't have been appreciated at all, and was able to go 4 hours without accidently exclaiming 'motherfucking bitchwhore!' even once. I have got to get this monster under control. I wish I didn't think it was so funny.
Most of my christmas presents are made and wrapped and ready to be shipped. I made my mom a pair of polar fleece slippers from scratch. I was so excited when I finished them that I called mom and said "I made you something all by myself and it's for you so I can't tell you what it is or how I did it but damn mom I'm a genius sometimes!" to which she replied, "Well, I wouldn't go that far little lady."
But I am. They're really comfortable. I've been wearing them all week.
The blind guy who waits for a ride across the street every morning is wearing a novelty santa hat this morning. While he looks kind of adorable in it due to his kindly face and roundish structure, everyone else who's been wearing them looks like an idiot. You win, blind guy.
Posted by Sonya at December 13, 2002 08:56 AM