I go to one all-girl-snowflake-cutting party every year, and every year it's the dirtiest party I attend.
Dirty how? Dirty like this, you sicko:
1: It's attempted every year, but this year was the big success story: Cutting a snowflake to be cock 'n balls pronged. Congratulations, Hotpants, your new title is "Master of the Cock 'N Balls Cutouts". It was also decided that when boys have snowflake parties, they're probably going to attempt anatomy snowflakes in the following order: 1: boobs 2: Penises 3: YaYa's. ('Cause Ya Ya's are hard, we tried. )
2: Last years big topic of conversation: Decapitation and Dismemberment. This years big topic of conversation: naughty sex scenes in High School Theatre, Repressed memory therapy, Peppered Jelly and something else that's just too stinkin' dirty to mention. You'll have to pry it from my decaying hands.
3: Things missed at this years celebration: The traditional "My underwear have fish on them! My underwear have ninjas! My underwear could kick your underwear's ass!"
Posted by Sonya at December 19, 2002 08:29 AMI made the Earth-Goddess-Complete-with-boobs-and-YaYa snowflake too! I mean, it was by accident, but she was totally anatomically comoplete. ;)
I was especially proud of the hearts that were inside the nuts section of the "blowflake". It gave them a nice personal touch.
Posted by: freesia at December 19, 2002 10:52 AMDang, I can't believe I forgot to mention the fish on my underpants. (Because they were there, yo.)
Posted by: g. at December 19, 2002 03:29 PMAll-girl parties are often the dirtiest, methinks.
Hey, the underpants I'm wearing today have a little drawing of a cat sitting beside a dish with a fish skeleton. (My underpants totally beat up your underpants.) They're part of a set that includes drawings of a dog with a bone, and a furry creature wearing a hat and scarf under the caption "A badger in the woods."
Maybe they're all characters from a weird cartoon series I've never heard of, but I'm inclined to believe that it's some designers' really, really dirty in-joke.
Posted by: Mol at December 19, 2002 03:50 PMAw, you goils have all da' fun!
Actually, most guys would NEVER cut dirty, anatomically correct snowflakes. Proper subjects for male snowflake-cutting would be:
Muscle cars
Power Tools
Sports Team Insignias
Booze bottles 'n beer cans
Evil Sci-Fi Aliens
Ninja Throwing Stars
Superhero Emblems
Warner Bros. Cartoon Characters
Poker Hands
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