How to care for an icepick lodged in your sternum:
1: Remove the icepick.
2: Make a telephone call. I know it's late and you've got all that reading to do, but pick up the damn phone. Is it under the laundry? I don't know. Wait, yes I do, it's in the bathtub. Okay. You know the number.
"Hello?"
"Hi. I'm sad. Make me feel better. "
"Poof! You feel better!"
"....actually, yeah.... I think I do."
repeat as necessary.
Posted by Sonya at February 13, 2003 03:56 PMActually, I believe that icepick is spelled IceP-ick. Notice the hypen and the capitalized P in IceP. It's a Pansy Fluffballian word from the second century. I'm a descendent of the Pansy Fluffball tribe myself and speak several dialects of the Pansy language. It should be
noted that if you actually wanted to "remove the icepick" you should be using a skull cracking tool instead of that ice pick."