For a long time, I thought the whole spring thing was a farce. Not the season itself, obviously, but the part where everyone wants to take their pants off all the time.
My tune, she is a-changin'. For the following reasons:
1: Attractive Tattooed Drunk Math Guy, after collaborating on our respective assignments, walked with me out the back entrance. When the fire door closed behind us, he reached up and removed his entire tuxedo wth one tugging motion and a long stemmed rose appeared between his teeth! and he said "I want to spend the rest of my life making you sandwiches and telling you how pretty you are and dressing in clothes that disappear with a single pulling motion." I love those ripaway tuxedos.*
2:Lets Get Ready To Look So Good! last night with molls and j-wil at the deluxe, we're leaving after totally slaughtering some hamburgers and marguaritas. The liberty spikes at the end of the bar totally stands up and holds out a sign that says "Sonya Walker, Bite all the Buttons Off My Pants Forever!"**
3: While walking past the tattoo parlor yesterday, I looked in the window a little like I always do, to smile at the guys who tattoo. Instead of smiling back as usual, they both started dancing on the poles by the windows and taking their shirts off.***
In general, I'm totally against this kind of thing, but as the situation just seems to be getting worse and worse, I'm declaring it open season on taking your pants off. Enjoy!
*All of that happened except for the tuxedo part, and the rose part, and the part about the pretty and sandwiches. We talked about math, which is similar.
**okay, there was no sign, and he didn't stand up, but he did make solid eye contact and kind of smile. Same thing. (and you should really check out the look so good link. it's hilarious.)
***That's really true.
Posted by Sonya at March 13, 2003 09:08 AMGod DAMN. It's so true.
Posted by: Mol at March 13, 2003 09:49 AMSee also: "You are made of trouble. Please go away."
Posted by: Mol at March 13, 2003 09:50 AMOKAY, THAT WAS SOME FUN--
I always forget to turn that fuckin' capslock off.
okay, that was some funny shit... not only your post today, but the look so good link. I said goddamn, goddamn, goddamn.
sorry for taking the lord's name in vain, but sometimes it has to be done.
my pants have been off for hours now.
Posted by: logan at March 13, 2003 11:20 AMYou people are so inconsiderate of us without legs. Everything's all like, pants pants pants.
Posted by: Dave Shortn'n at March 13, 2003 11:46 AMdude. My pants are off RIGHT NOW.
Posted by: freesia at March 13, 2003 12:19 PMOkay, you guys arent just being like "I have no pants!" because you're wearing shorts or a skirt or something,right? cause if we're going to get technical, I work pantless all the time. and I mean work
dave, you legless freak, put some pants on those bloody stumps.*
*to those who actually have no legs: sorry about that. the freak part only applies to dave.
Posted by: sonya at March 13, 2003 01:28 PM...um, every time I see Logan's post my mildly dsylexic brain reads 'capslock' as 'cockslap' and I laugh and laugh and laugh. Is that wrong?
Posted by: Dirty Molly at March 13, 2003 03:55 PMMolly -
There are only two circumstances under which it is okay to slap a man in the cock. Other than that, yes, it's wrong.
so i know y'all are like out of my league and shit. yo. but, sonya you are fucking funny as fuck. and wittier than fucker. or fuckest. and that damn comic strip, holy-shit. i almost had this entire computer lab of "final paper writing" freaks jumping on my ass for laugh so much out loud. that strong bad dude is so damn funny. they should prescribe doses of him instead of... well, uh, prescribed things. um. right now there is a dude in the computer lab looking at porno. two comps right in front of me. we got those thin screens here and he has it aimed away from me though i can see it anyway. and the next computer up, right in front of him, is a local cat who is either a man with boobs and a bra, or a woman with a mans voice and face. not that there is anything wrong with that, just thought you might want to know... anyways, sonya, can i put you on my linksy thing? i would gian so much smart-cred amounsgt my two smart-like friends. please, please come on! what did tim have to do to buy you out?!? i double it, i swear.
blah! (read like: boo!)
love comma
matt
select all different colours of felt-pen. draw cheap tatoos all over with said pens. sit outside house on street and lay pants neatly on road so as to demonstrate "not being worn".
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Posted by: fire3500 at March 14, 2003 07:03 AMMatt! Do it! also please call me when you come down for shows if you'd like company. I like both shows and company.
Fire3500: Yay! No pants!
Posted by: sonya at March 14, 2003 10:36 AMsweet diggity. thanks to you, and my friend james, i am now officially addicted to that homestarr runner shit. and loving it....
Posted by: matt at March 16, 2003 04:11 AM