March 17, 2003

And all at one I knew

So while I was drinking every last one them under the table the other night, it was decided that in retalliation to freedom fries, I'm going to call everything french. I ate a french bagel with french cream cheese and a commie commie pinko apple this morning.

in other news, daniel, I Am So Fucking Sorry For Punching You In Your Broken Shoulder. Please feel free to knock out my teeth with a block of dry ice.

heart,

sonya

Posted by Sonya at March 17, 2003 11:22 AM
Comments

I don't think I'll go as far as you, but I think I'm going to call Texas "New France" from now on. I mean, there's a city called Paris there, right?

Posted by: yukino at March 17, 2003 01:19 PM

Or maybe we could start using "TexASS" as a perjorative, for example, "This flu sucks. I was in the bathroom all night with a bad case of TexASS!"

Posted by: THE COMTE at March 17, 2003 02:08 PM

"They got a Paris in France too?"

Posted by: flamingbanjo at March 18, 2003 08:32 AM

Hey, one of my college friends has the nickname Texass. One night she stood up and said, "I have an ass the size of Texas!" and it just stuck, much to her dismay.
Who did you punch in their broken shoulder?

Posted by: alisha at March 18, 2003 09:27 AM