April 28, 2003

giving you a stomach ache

when I finally get in the barfight that bursts my eardrums and removes me from my teeth, I'm going to have all my molars and incisors replaced with tiny harmonicas. I will die from starvation shortly thereafter, and it will be enormously loud.

Posted by Sonya at April 28, 2003 04:49 PM
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hee I like!!

will your final breaths be to the tune of "the last post"?

Posted by: voluminous piccolo'ist at April 29, 2003 09:35 AM

gold harmonicas?

Posted by: Mol at April 29, 2003 11:29 AM

Combine your harmonica teeth with a death-rattle, and you'd be a washboard short of an Appalachian folk-band.

Posted by: bryant. at April 29, 2003 01:46 PM