When the neighbors across the hall moved out, the call list on the call box was changed as per usual. Except they listed the neighbors who moved out twice and omitted me completely. So last night as we debated whether or not it was proper ettiquette to open the tequila before any of the other guests arrived, I took a small placard, put a line through the first message, wrote my name undeneath with my code and taped it to the callbox. The card read:
Happy May Day, You Slutty Drunk! Sonya Walker #2271
This morning I added the words 'not really a slutty drunk' underneath.
hindsight being as it is.
Posted by Sonya at May 12, 2003 09:00 AMHaving "slutty drunk" on your door buzzer probably helps keep proselytizers from coming a-knocking.
Unless they really like a challenge.
Posted by: bryant at May 12, 2003 10:32 AM