May 12, 2003

In addition to not being a slutty drunk...

Molly calls my cell phone and after I've said hello, immediately asks me if I'm drunk. It's 11am.

"Nooooooo! Of course not!"

and then after we go over to Ida's front yard to wait for her, where I proceed to get out the push mower and start mowing her lawn, alternately staring complacently ahead while biting my lip and laughing hysterically at the whooshing sound the mower is making.

We pick up The Burninator and drive to the secret location. The secret location is not a firing range, as was my guess, but a math store. They had math-themed t-shirts. One of the customers was wearing one about fractals. I bought some stencils and fake tattoos, and all of your birthday presents will be from that store from now on.

I called everyone and told them about the lawnmowing. I'm still feeling pretty good about it.

Posted by Sonya at May 12, 2003 09:28 AM
Comments

Not that you were drunk, Drunky McDrunkerpants, but I'm pretty sure that you called me. Isn't the math store the best?

Posted by: Mol does Math'n'Stuff at May 12, 2003 09:43 AM

What is the name of the store? Are they online?

Posted by: dayment at May 12, 2003 10:44 AM

yeah, seriously. hook up the details on the math store.

Posted by: 2Dave+7xy-14 at May 12, 2003 12:33 PM

It's Math'n'Stuff. Really. On Roosevelt and 90th in Lake City.
Their website is www.mathnificent.com (or www.math-n-stuff.com, but I like "mathnificent!" better).

Posted by: Molly at May 12, 2003 01:30 PM

A MATH STORE?

God bless America.

Now if only I could find a science store. I really want a t-shirt with my favorite element square from the periodic table on it.

Posted by: Sarah B. at May 12, 2003 02:12 PM

Try "Science, Art & More" on the corner of NE 65th & Roosevelt.

Posted by: THE COMTE at May 12, 2003 03:07 PM

Sarah B. isn't in our fair burgh. Do they have a website, Comte?

Posted by: Mol at May 13, 2003 09:10 AM