May 14, 2003

He's a demon on wheels

It's new superpowers week:

I'm giving up the ability to make crowds of people spontaneously burst into choreographed song and dance in exchange for the ability to enter any room I know of by sliding in on a firepole that just magically appears when I give the signal. The signal will be, obviously, jazz hands.

What's your new superpower?


I'm just adding this down here so that I get the most out of my new tag.

Posted by Sonya at May 14, 2003 03:08 PM
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Hey, I used this header last week! Great minds, yadda, yadda...

Hm, this week my superpower is to make people angry from a great distance, but to not be angry in close proximity. Sort of like having an Anti-Angry force field, which has a proportionally inverse effect as one gets further away from me.

Next week, I want my superpower to be the ability to make the sun shine where ever I happen to be, which would be a variation on my "campfire smoke magnetic attraction" superpower...

Posted by: THE COMTE at May 14, 2003 03:27 PM

I want my super power to be an aura of good bowel movements. Anyone within my aura, most importantly myself, would have crisp, solid, not too stinky, not too soft, not painful, no grunting poo, on a regular, non-constipated basis.

Or, the ability to just blow people's heads up when they drive too slow.

Posted by: UnderwearNinja at May 14, 2003 03:50 PM

My sissy superpower would be the ability to walk outside, snap my fingers, and instantly turn any weather into "late May, 65 degrees, sunny skies just after a rainstorm."

My manlier superpower (though not particularly manly) would be omniscience.

Posted by: bryant. at May 14, 2003 04:24 PM

My superpower of the day would have to be a disco ball that would flash over my head as I walked down Pike St. and I would sing the song rock on little grasshole.

Posted by: Hem-roid at May 14, 2003 08:49 PM

Invulnerability while sleeping.

Posted by: sgnp at May 15, 2003 02:16 AM

making stupid people know when to shut up.

Posted by: tim at May 15, 2003 06:48 AM

I'm going to have tickets to everything, everywhere, with a comfy seat reserved and a complimentary drink. I can extend my superpowers to you, too, but only if you're touching me.

Posted by: Molly at May 15, 2003 07:42 AM

one day I will find my twin and we will wear purple jumpsuits and when we touch hands I will be able to turn into a monkey. MONKEY!

Posted by: logan at May 15, 2003 09:14 AM

for my superpower, whenever I say "Can I kick it?" everyone immediately stops what they're doing and responds "Yes you can!" I will of course only use my power for good.

Posted by: kf at May 15, 2003 01:25 PM

My superpower would be to have the jet somehow enter my body whenever I felt the need to flirt with the fairer sex. She could do it much better than I ever could. And Ida, shoutout, I'm still waiting for dirt, even if it is of the lack there of variety. Yeah, it's funny how I always have the best answer.

Posted by: me at May 15, 2003 02:52 PM

My new superpower is the one where you blink twice and everyone around you starts talking like the Smurfs and suddenly there are far fewer distinctive adjectives and verbs. It's a good superpower, I think.

Posted by: Lee at May 16, 2003 04:13 AM

The ability to fly, but only with continuous and agitated flapping of the arms.

Posted by: flamingbanjo at May 17, 2003 11:48 AM