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Josh did that all by himself. Who knew the guy could draw? And weld? I also just found out that Ida kind of speaks Spanish. What the fuck, guys?
What can you do that you haven't told me about? Here, I'll start.
I can gut and skin large mammals. Weird, huh?
Yeah, but Josh can actually weld and and draw whereas I can just read outloud.
Posted by: Ida at May 23, 2003 02:31 PMShe can't speak Spanish.
Posted by: Erin at May 23, 2003 03:06 PMI can speak Ass Latin.
Posted by: Erin at May 23, 2003 03:07 PMI can beat the Legend of Zelda without ever getting the wooden sword.
Posted by: UnderwearNinja at May 23, 2003 03:31 PMI can start a fire using only a green branch, a shoe lace, a couple of pieces of dry hardwood and a flat river rock.
I can also make a noise like a chirping cricket.
Posted by: THE COMTE at May 23, 2003 03:57 PMOh yeah? I can start a fire using only a dead cat, an R2D2 Pez dispenser, five gallons of gasoline and a match.
Or, as my friend Deadman used to say, "This is my magic key. With it, I can gain entry into any car. All I have to do is hold the key in my left hand. And swing the hammer with my right."
Posted by: Joshua at May 23, 2003 05:10 PMI can raise my left eyebrow, questioningly. I can recover otherwise destroyed hard-drives and I can deliver revenues to target in a flat market, dammit. sorry, tough week at work.
hope you're all well :o)
shout/ic
Posted by: fire3500 at May 24, 2003 03:30 PMPeople are always surprised when I say I have an undefeated kickboxing record. I mentioned that offhand at a meeting at work, and now everyone looks at me differently. Of course, I'm adamantly nonviolent, but it's fun to throw off expectations.
Posted by: Jeremy at May 25, 2003 06:50 PMI can ride horses and jump them over little fences. I can also clean shit out of their hooves.
I can make tiny outhouses out of moss and bark and twigs.
Posted by: trixie at May 26, 2003 01:25 PMWithout the wooden sword? Really? How?
Posted by: Sarah B. at May 27, 2003 11:40 AMI can insult people without even realizing it.
Posted by: benlau at May 27, 2003 01:08 PMI can ride a unicycle around the block... that's about it though. Well, I have also recently found that I can fill 8 hours of my day with absolute meaningless 'stuff'... and not really enjoy it (work). Whereas if I were at the beach, or library, or home... or anywhere else for that matter (excluding wal-mart, K-mart, target... or any other oversized child labour/sweat shop supporting jolly-glee saturated waste of a city block establishment) I would be having a great time. Although I must say i did have a pretty good time at wal-mart once... a friend, Lilly, and I were gluing quarters to the floor near the candy isle and watching poor unsuspecting locals try to pick them up.... stand, look around... try again.. look around longer ("this's gotta be one o dem hidden camera jokesters Maud") no ones looking... try again. Kick the quarter.. I'm suprised noone came back with tools "that was a whole quarter damnit, and there's another"...
-I grew up in Wyoming-
Josh, ANYBODY can start a fire with a dead cat. Dead cats are highly combustable. It's a proven fact that 26% of all urban housefires are caused by dead cats exploding in a crawl space or ventilation duct. I mean, how many times have you been walking through a vacant alley and a dumpster just suddenly explodes 50 feet behind you? Just another dead cat spontaneously combusting.
Posted by: THE COMTE at May 28, 2003 10:34 AMAnother trick I can do:
I know four ways to kill a grown man with one strike.
Of course, it's fairly easy to kill a kid with one strike.
And with infants, it's barely worth the trouble.