I can't believe I got all mishy mashy when i could have been telling you about The Magical Trip To The Aquarium that I took with Cake and his delightful mother.
WARNING: The following entry will contain exclaimation points in relation to nature as well as poorly remembered factoids. Do not place in mouth.
The aquarium has this glass upright cylinder that you can walk through where the Jellyfish live. One side is just natural lighting so you can stand on the inside of the O and watch the jellies swim, the other side has softly rotating colored lighting that makes those beauties change color. An old man volunteer delighted in telling me all about their digestive systems while thoroughly observing my breasts. Thanks, lecherous old guy!

Did you know that seahorse boys take the eggs from the ladies and the babies live inside the dads until they're ready to be born. The dad's give birth for 2 days! I'd never actually seen a seahorse in person. They're about the most fantastic things ever, with their little paper-fan flipper on their necks and their tails grabbing on to the grasses to rest. The only thing to usurp them were the Sea Dragons. They're like giant sea horses with these wild spindly things that look like branches growing out of them. They're freaking huge! Size of my arm! Would be absolutely terrifying if they could fly!

We sat in the fish dome for a while and watched the SCUBA guys feed eels as long as my livingroom and man eating salmon and sticky sea anemones. I like to alternate between staring fixedly at the fish and sneaking glances at the plethora of fat babies in strollers who's parents are trying to get them to notice the fish swimming around, but who are generally more fascinated by trying to eat their shoes. There was also a tremendous starfish who was slowly digesting a fish by laying on it, but it made it look like the fish was taking a little nap with the starfish as it's blanket. Awww!
FACT: Babies are great. Particularly babies I am not responsible for, but am able to observe while they act adorably.
FACT: Fish do not like starfish as blankets.
FACT: I totally caught cake waving to the fish when he thought no one was looking. Also adorable.

Otters have the same number of hairs on one square inch of their bodies as grow on 40 human heads.
We Heart The Aquarium! Even Though It Makes Us Slightly Seasick for Some Reason!
(Thanks To These Sites: http://www.wsg.washington.edu/story/storyarchives/blinks.html
http://mzsrv.zoo.org.au/emblems/safish.htm
http://www.calacademy.org/research/izg/SFBay2K/brown%20anemone.htm
For Pictures of Sea Life)
I need to go back. I haven't been for a while.
And my Mom will be here next month - so there's my excuse!
The other thing that seattleites have at their fingertips but rarely take advantage of? The freaking underground tour. Hidden City! Terrible Reconstruction Ideas! I think I might go again myself.
Posted by: sonya at September 9, 2003 08:53 AMThere's an underground tour? I need to see that!
On an Aquarium note, the Montery Aquarium has a feeding deal they'll let you do with the Rays. It's awfully grand to hold a dead squid in your hand and have the ray glide over and scoop it up. It's awfully grander when there's kids there. And it's awfully granderest when the kids are too scared to do it, and you've got that squid on your palm, and as the ray glides over, you pretend you're scared, and then totally freak out like it bit you with all the kids watching.
Ahhh, the simple pleasures life has to offer.
Posted by: UnderwearNinja at September 9, 2003 01:54 PMBabies I am not responsible for are the best kind of babies ever.
I'm totally going to the Aquarium, now, and on the Underground Tour too!
Posted by: Mol at September 9, 2003 02:42 PM