Listen, sugarpie. I know you're sick. Everyone's sick. Tiny roomate and I watched the entire Fox lineup last night without any V-hold because neither of us was capable or willing to do anything but lay in bed and bemoan our emminent deaths.
And since most of us no longer live with our mothers, I'm here to fill in. Please read this to yourself in your best "Sonya loves me and is only interested in taking care of me" voice.
Feel free to print it out:
Oh, Honey! I'm so sorry you're sick. It's just the worst, isn't it? I know. You just cozy up on the couch here and I'll bring you some chicken Pho and a jug of orange juice. Here's that nice flannel quilt grandma made, lets just tuck you in around the sides and get you set up with 'The Price Is Right' and some daytime soaps. There you go. (here's the part where you smooth the hair around your ears. Go ahead and try it, it's really suprisingly soothing.) You'll feel better in no time flat. I'll take good care of you."
Now, I know this is nothing compared to mom or significant other ACTUALLY being there and doing nice things for you, but it's sure a hell of a lot better than getting your own damn soup while no one says anything to you at all because you look like a walking apocalypse.
Remember to wash your hands!
Posted by Sonya at September 23, 2003 09:57 AMoh, oh goddammit...
My sinuses are itchy. This means that whatever the hell you and Ida and Ian and Tiny Roommate and SGNP and BenLau and Krebsie have got, I'm getting in a day or two. I am practicing smoothing my hair, and will stock up on rice and miso.
Hey! You being in such close proximity to Spokane made me sick too! You must have brought those supergerms with you... Now at least I feel better having a diagnosis of Seattle Sickness. Thanks for the soup and the soaps.
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