So I just realized that segue in the earlier post made no sense to anyone other than me and perhaps my street sweeper bretheren who can make big mental leaps like the one from circumcision to my future in street sweeping.* What I meant to say was this: First I was entranced by this one thing, but then this other, totally different thing, distracted me.
In other news, it turns out that if I want to be a street sweeper, I'll have to get arrested for public drunkeness first. While I'm pretty sure I could do the public drunkenness bit, I don't know if I've got what it takes to be Street Sweeper public drunk.
I just gutted 3 pumpkins! I'm feelin' like a pumpkin pimp.
*Sidenote: Trixie just came up to me and said "I heard that whole conversation about you not making sense. I thought you made perfect sense." Thanks Trixie!
mental leaps are not only accepted, but expected here.
.........aren't they?
I just thought you were suggesting that Street Sweepers get to see people's privates as part of their jobs.
Maybe we should start that superstition! "Wave it at the Street Sweepers -- for good luck!"
Sort of like kissin the Blarney Stone.
Posted by: flamingbanjo at October 30, 2003 07:59 AMI also thought you made sense, but I jump from subject to subject too and not many people can follow. To see is to use.
Posted by: nathaniel at October 30, 2003 08:52 PM