this imploding heart

Sleeps in the park shaves in the dark

Wanna know what's really crazy? In a single 24 hour period, I can go from

bright, slim, charming and delicious
to
bloody, infectious, obese and foul.

Crazy, huh?

And now, for the once-beloved, nearly forgotten this imploding heart Feature:

A List of Things I Hate:

1:The sink being full of bowls and spoons. Only bowls and spoons.

2:Rolodexes full of information that is never, ever accurate

3:Hummers, and the people who buy them and go grocery shopping in them.

4:Cars never fucking stopping for pedestrians ever.

5:bloody infectious obeseity

6:people who touch bellybuttons when others are trying to stretch, thus making it unsafe to stretch, ever.

7:electric heat

8: the books at the library being every dewey decimal up to and after the dewey decimal I need, but no Dictionary of Asian Americans or Encyclopedia of American Social History in sight.

9: snooze buttons (I'm highly suspect that all snooze buttons are out to get me)

10: shaving and being not-fat in winter.( I just want to grow myself a coat of fat and hair! What's the problem with that?!?)

Cake just called me and said "Sonya! Guess what? Turkeys are on sale 2 for 1 at Safeway! How much room do you have in your freezer?"

the end.

Posted by Sonya at November 5, 2003 02:12 PM