February 11, 2004

I think I'm turning yes I'm turning

I want the doctor
to take your picture
so I can look at you from inside as well

Remember that paper about the Japanese Americans pre WWII I was writing? The one I got tired of and thought about changing the subject for, then realized that I'd have to do more work, so who cared if I was bored of it? Yeah. That one.

I'm kind of getting into the research, finally. At the very least, I'm learning a lot about the backward ass laws the US has put in place over the past 200 years. For example, the cable act of 1922 ruled that Asian women married to American citizens were not eligible for citizenship. Women who married "aliens ineligible for United States citizenship" would lose their own citizenship.

Special laws for wartime make me nervous.


Know what else makes me nervous?

(JUMPS IN AIR! CHOPS HANDS AROUND AT STUFF!) SUPRISE ATTACK OF THE TOO MUCH INFORMATION! YOU'VE BEEN HAD! I'M BEING PUNISHED BY HADES FOR BEING A WOMAN! I HAVE A URINARY TRACT INFECTION SO PAINFUL IT WOKE ME FROM A DEAD SLEEP!

Ha! I totally got you. You cannot escape from things you do not want to know about but I feel like discussing. ha.

But seriously, folks, I'm having the female plague. If it's gross, painful and limited to women, I've fucking had it, or am about to get it before the week is out.

I woke up this morning because I was having a nightmare that I had been captured by monks, and they were torturing me by not ever letting me pee.

And when I woke up, I discovered that it wasn't a nightmare at all. The monks were tiny and bacterial instead of life sized and Polish, but I am their captive, and they are torturing me.


Posted by Sonya at February 11, 2004 09:19 AM
Comments

Oh do I feel your pain.

I've been taking cranberry pills for 6 months now, and they help avoid recurrence.

But first, get to a doctor and get some antibiotics.

You poor thing. Big sympathies!

Posted by: Pascale Soleil at February 11, 2004 10:35 AM

Aiiiieeeeeeee!!!!

Posted by: flamingbanjo at February 11, 2004 11:06 AM

Can relate to the dream thing. When my appendix went crazy I dreamed that aliens were ripping my bellybutton off.

Posted by: Gin at February 11, 2004 11:11 AM

oh ya... and get better soon! Poor you.

Posted by: Gin at February 11, 2004 11:12 AM

Men can get urinary tract infections.

Yeast infections too.

I've never seen it.

But I've heard the screaming in the distance-- like the sound of seaguls, circling a shipwreck at dawn after the first night, checking to see who's still alive and gorging themselves on those as aren't.

It was... 'horrible' doesn't begin to describe it.

Anyway, yeah. Hope your pee hole feels better.

Posted by: Joshua at February 11, 2004 12:10 PM

I dreamt that I had huge boobs. What does that mean???

Posted by: ags at February 11, 2004 01:43 PM

Anything related to peeholes makes me squeamish, so I really hope you get better because I'm compelled to read your posts despite the squirming.

Posted by: UnderwearNinja at February 11, 2004 01:49 PM