Baby, I wish you would buy a motorcycle. And not just any motorcycle. One of those with barca-lounger seats and banana-seat handlebars.
I wish you would grow a moustache as big as 2 squirrells tails and wear a filthy bandana over your balding head.
I would wear halter tops made of your old t-shirts and pants so tight it makes it difficult to do anything other than sit behind you, holding your waist.
I'll hold your wallet when you get in barfights, if you swear to break beer bottles over heads to defend my reputation.
Baby, I wish we'd camp in RV parks. I'd drink wine coolers and smoke misty lights on picnic tables in the dark. You could play the harmonica by the butane heater.
Posted by Sonya at March 5, 2004 01:21 PMCruisers. Those motorcycles are called "cruisers."
Summer's coming. I'm not promising there'll be any banana-seat motorcycles, but we could get a jump start with the halter-tops and wine coolers.
Posted by: molly at March 5, 2004 02:26 PMMy grandmother used to smoke Misty menthols. Geeeee-rooooossse. Plus, she'd buy carton boxes. Plus, the packaging is reminiscent of Summer's Eve.
Back to motorcycles: I'm not going to drink a wine cooler, but I'd eat more fruit-a-freeze and bourbon while wearing my underpants.
Posted by: ida at March 5, 2004 04:04 PMI often wear my underpants while eating fruit-a-freeze and bourbon, but it's not mandatory or anything.
Posted by: molly at March 5, 2004 05:41 PMYour post reminded me of an old song. I cannot remember the artist but the title was "Motorcycle Mama"
Posted by: Darrell at March 5, 2004 11:21 PMThe artist was Neil Young, the album "Comes a Time" (introduced to me in West Viriginia by some bikers, oddly enough) and the line is "Motorcycle Mama won't you lay your big spike down."
Plus, Sonya, the part about smoking Mistys and making out on picnic tables in the dark (okay, maybe you didn't say making out but that's what I heard) brought back a memory I haven't had in a long time, so thank you for that.
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