April 05, 2004

You'll be the grandest lady in the easter parade

I have terrible news.

My boyfriend who didn't notice me standing outside his window for nearly a hundred years, is going blind.

How do I know this? This morning, after I had a zombie dream in which I decided I was too tired to fight off the living dead so I just let myself get bit, I woke up with a bite. Just like all the bites I had last summer that Cake tried to convince me didn't exist.

"Ah HA! I've got proof! Look here, Cakey. THAT is a BITE."

"I don't see anything."

A small amount of steam escaped from my ears.

"RIGHT HERE. Feel it. Don't you feel that lump?"

"Mmm, nope. No lump."

So, internet, it's time for you to decide. Is this totally a bulging red lump or not?

See? I told you!

In other news, it's spring, and I have new things that match, and a cute, if blind, crush.

**UPDATE**

Cake just got back from his haircut and is now willing to admit that there is a bite. Also, 3 elderly homeless men are handing out flowers to girls on the overpass.

Posted by Sonya at April 5, 2004 10:52 AM
Comments

What type of bite is it? Did you search high and low for spiders and such? Maybe you ate it, I hear people inhale a lot of spiders in their sleep...

Posted by: UnderwearNinja at April 5, 2004 01:43 PM

Weasels. Weasels are responsible. They crawl out from behind your dresser while you sleep and bite you.

Also, I don't think it's possible for someone to have a crush on their own boyfriend.

Posted by: flamingbanjo at April 5, 2004 02:16 PM

I'm sure it would have gone over like a lead balloon if I'd put a picture of the Planters Peanuts logo guy playing basketball, though. Cake is already jealous of that guy. I try to tell him 'I just like the way the peanut is animated!', but he doesn't believe me.

Posted by: sonya at April 5, 2004 03:25 PM

Yes, it is possible to have a crush on the one who is already yours....I do after 12 years....gosh that's a long time.

But funny, he thinks I imagine things as well

At least he didn't bite you!

Posted by: someone else's mom at April 5, 2004 03:43 PM

Cake is cute.
That IS a bite.
Cake is blind.
I'm sorry.

Posted by: Gin at April 6, 2004 09:46 AM

can't you please take slightly bigger pictures?

Posted by: kfan at April 6, 2004 01:25 PM

Dear Kfan,

I know the smallness of those pictures makes for suckage. I'm sorry.

See, what happened was this: When I took them, they were life size. When I moved them, they were the size of my hand. When I uploaded them, they were the size of a baby's ear.

(The basic problem is that I don't understand how to tell the photos how big I want them to be in inches and parts of inches and have that translate from program to program. And I have an assload of work to do, so I don't have a lot of motivation to learn. )

Posted by: sonya at April 6, 2004 02:55 PM

Cool. Putting a link to you from leather wallets sale (I own it).

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