Dear Business Services Division of Office Depot:
I hate your new web ordering site. It's slow and anti-intuitive, and I'm annoyed that I'm no longer given the option to use the old Type Click Type Click Done version. Also, I am in a terrible mood now, and I think it's your fault.
Best Regards,
S. Walker
Dear Matthew at Bank of America:
Thanks for being so nice after I had to call about my lost credit card. I decided I wanted to speak to your supervisor when you said "I forgot my card at an ATM just last week. I know this is an inconvenience for you, so I'll get a new card out as fast as I can."
I told your supervisor that you were doing great at a hard, cranky people job, really early in the morning. I also think it's totally amazing that I'm more upset about the office depot thing than I am about losing my credit card, so that's a tremendous compliment to your Customer Service mastermindedness. Thank you for fooling me into being happy with your soothing tones. I hope your super gives you 20 bucks.
heart
sonya
Dear Everyone Who's written about mixtapes:
This is going to be off the hook rad. I'm excited to hear what you send, and I hope you like what you get in return.
You're a pretty bunny, aren't you? Oh Yes you are! Yes you are!
Sonya
Posted by Sonya at April 7, 2004 10:50 AMI just sent out the CD. And then I was back here looking at your entry for today and I noticed the title. She makes my head spin around. I totally didn't see that before. I had no idea you liked The Polyphonic Spree and I put two of their songs on the CD. That's weird but cool. Hope you like the rest.
Posted by: Ed at April 7, 2004 04:47 PM