this imploding heart

let's talk about sex, baybee

Hii! Weylcom to Miss Kitty Jackson's hawtlyne on raydio staytion 109.9 T-I-N-Y, heylpin' luvers with theyr probleyms sence two thowzend fowr. T'day, our fuhrst cawler is ...

Al frum notarealaddress@notarealdomain.org! Hii Al! Al's question is "Is onlyne dayting passay?" I'm sure all of my lysteners out there have an opinyon on this one, but fuhrst let me say, Al, that onlyne dayting is not only inevitable, but it can also be healthy! Just be real clear with yerself on whut and who yew wanna be doin'. Now if yew mean daytin' with no intention of ever seein' the person, then that's fine ... as long as you got a flesh-and-blood someone to take care of your blues. However, if yew are tawkin' with this cyber chiquita as a ramp up to seein' 'em in person, then my advice to yew is simply this: don't git yer hopes up. 'Cuz a woman who luves fast cars, hot chicks, hard sex, and long hours of drinkin' may turn out to be yer dream date, but she may also turn out to be a man.

As for tawkin' about sex in public, I say keep on keepin' on. People who tawk durin' a movie, however, should be taken out and shot.

Hope that answers yer question, Al. Thank yew fowr callin'!

Well folks, that's about all the tyme we have for t'day. Yew're lystenin' to Miss Kitty Jackson on 109.9 T-I-N-Y.

Posted by Sonya at April 20, 2004 11:39 AM