May 05, 2004

To the tune of 'If you're happy and you know it'

Here's a little something for all of you. Remember! If you can't make it better, pretend it isn't there!


If somethin' makes you sad, just repress! (Clap! Clap!)

Buy some lipstick or a record or a dress! (Clap! Clap!)

If your teeth grind while you're sleeping,

and you puke instead of weeping,

but you've got to keep on keeping, just repress! (Clap! Clap!)

Posted by Sonya at May 5, 2004 03:29 PM
Comments

Dude. I'm so with you.

Posted by: Mol at May 5, 2004 05:17 PM

Wow. It's been far too long since I've read your blog, and now I've fallen in love with it all over again. You even make repression sound fun!

Well, okay, you don't make it sound fun; but you at least let wit, humor, and... um, more wit, shine through the unpleasantness. See, whereas I can't even come up with three good adjectives in a hurry.

Best of luck, and don't forget the things near at hand that will double as flotation devices.

Posted by: sparky at May 5, 2004 06:21 PM

hell.
yes.

Posted by: sue at May 5, 2004 09:50 PM

i'd rather stay home with a handful of twinks than go on a date with a stud

Posted by: twinks at February 7, 2005 04:38 PM