June 23, 2004

everything you think and everything you feel is alright

I just got home from a lingerie fashion show that had dancers while the models changed and free drinks all night.

On the beach today, we got hit on by a deaf guy, a spanish guy, and a drunk guy. The deaf guy wouldn't say he was deaf, so I thought perhaps I had water in my ears. His buddy leaned over and signed 'Yes', then said 'He's deaf' when I flaberghastedly asked if he was sure he wasn't deaf. He kept trying to talk sexy and forgetting to make noise at all.
The drunk wouldn't leave until Tiny turned her back entirely to him, and I started waving enthusiastically and shouting "Good Bye! Bye Bye Now! So Long! Good Bye! This means it's time for you to walk away! Farther! Bye!"
The spanish guy has the second occurance of the name Joaquin I've ever encountered in my life. The first one was just the other night, and for the life of me, I couldn't remember Joaquin Number 1's name for sure because I couldn't figure out how to spell it. Joaquin Number 2 gave us his number, so Joaquin Number 1 won't have to remind me if I go to his play.(Brilliant!)

Also, there was a guy with hot tattoos, but then I realized he had the words 'Vegan Power' tattooed over his stomach. I laughed so hard, pina colada came out my nose. Poor bastard.

(Fashion Show: 'More')

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Posted by Sonya at June 23, 2004 09:12 PM
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My roommate and I have been hit on my a deaf guy, too!

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we once told a vegan friend that cider was made not only from apples but also from beef. cruel but true.

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