August 10, 2004

the vastness of pavement

My lovely friend Jack is moving to Berkley to become a Doctor. This will mean that the 2 most important people I used to visit on the east coast will be in one convenient trip to the west coast, which is my personal preference.

Did I tell you that I've been totally gung-ho about Seattle being the most fantastically killer beautiful place ever? I'm gung-ass-ho. See this guy's sweatshirt? I want one just like that, but instead of 'Pacific Beach', it should read 'Pacific Northwest' and have pictures of pine trees where the stars are. I feel the need to represent my lightly populated geographical region!

Posted by Sonya at August 10, 2004 08:43 AM
Comments

Gung-Ass-Ho -- wasn't he a bit player in some of those early Bruce Lee Hong Kong Chop-sockey films?

Posted by: KING COMTE I at August 10, 2004 09:25 AM

You know Sonya - you can do just that. Their order form already has Seattle and various Seattle neighborhoods as options, and then they have a full-ass-grab Special Options section where: "Keep in mind we can do absolutely anything with your Neighborhoodie - so if you want a 24-inch fushia lion that wraps around your entire body ... "

Posted by: John Galt at August 10, 2004 12:06 PM

Hear that, kids? This is your opportunity to buy my affection! (I'm a small, I want burgandy with pink uppercase gothic lettering and little pink trees.)

Posted by: sonya at August 10, 2004 03:28 PM