I just saw 2 girls get arrested at gunpoint!
I was walking back to work from lunch. Just as I rounded the corner, I heard the little Whoop Whoop sound that cops make when they want you to pull over but they don't want to turn their sirens all the way on. A brown car hesitantly pulled up a few feet away from me. Then BAM! There was another cop car that materialized as if from thin air, both cops were out of their cars with their guns drawn and pointed at the driver and passenger. I was only 15 or 20 feet from the tip of the officers Death Distribution Device, so I backed the fuck around the corner. The cops screamed at the girls to put their hands up, then out the window. 6 more cop cars showed up and swarmed the entire intersection. The girls got out and kneeled on the ground. The cops handcuffed them and moved them to the sidewalk. I heard one of the cops say, "So where'd you get the car?" They put their guns away, the second cop on the scene reparked his car and the rest of the cops scattered, and people started moving again. \
Posted by Sonya at September 2, 2004 02:39 PMYeah, that's fine. But you know what would have made this story a lot more interesting?
Laser blasters. And maybe some jet packs.
That's all I'm sayin'.
Posted by: Joshua at September 2, 2004 02:45 PMWhat? like this?
The cops screamed at the girls to put their hands up, then out the window. 6 more cop cars showed up and swarmed the entire intersection. The girls got out and killed all the cops with their flesh-destroying lasers. As the cops were screaming in pain and melting to the ground, the 20something hipster girls strapped on their jetpacks and rocketed into the air. One of them hit a billboard and was killed instantly, but the other one got away.
Better?
Posted by: sonya at September 2, 2004 04:03 PMI especially like that last sentence. Realism is funny.
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