September 13, 2004

Oh I don't know why

Hello you pretty ones.

I should warn you now that the only thing I can talk about is teeth. Teeth teeth and more teeth.

The first two days were spent passed out and sweating from painkillers. I have fuzzy memories of opening my eyes and seeing Cake. Most of our conversations went thusly:

"Hey there pretty girl! Nice to see those eyes open! Lets hurry and feed you something so you can take your pills before you fall asleep again, okay? Can you drink some water?"

(cries for a second. Looks around, baffled by surroundings) I WANT A HU-HU-U-U-UG!"

"Okay! You can have a hug! Don't cry, sweetheart."

By Thursday midnight, it was "Hey! Look who can focus her eyes!"

My mom came and took me out on Friday for a few hours. I was famished, so if it could be ingested by mashing it around with my incisors and tongue, it got eaten. 2 pints of cookie dough ice cream? 4 CUPS of oatmeal? 1/2 gallon of yogurt? You fucking bet.

I'm still tender, and my ears and sinuses are killing me, but I feel that I've donned my subcutaneous insulation and slept like a grizzly bear, so I must be ready for fall.

Posted by Sonya at September 13, 2004 09:55 AM
Comments

hey, remember Teeth? jonas got an email from him, i don't remember anything about it, but i bet he's a big-time lawyer awing the juries with his straight and white teeth and his rock-solid ass.

Posted by: tim at September 13, 2004 02:28 PM

hey there on-the-mend girl. get well soon.

Posted by: ian at September 13, 2004 04:08 PM

Yay for Cake taking good care of you.

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