After both of my girls received totally-unrelated-but-with-a-uniting-theme-of-utter-shittiness emails last night, it was decided that we would buy a pizza and open a bottle of wine and shit talk some assholes into another dimension. Shit talking in and of itself is an exciting activity, because you get to sit around thinking of the worst things you can call somebody.
"That dude is a lower intestine."
"What? A lower intestine? What's bad about that?"
"No, no, she's right. Lower intestine is good. It's a nasty, dirty place."
"How about shitfactory instead?"
"In a way, we're all sort of shit factories."
After boston won and we all jumped around the livingroom squealing like the junior high pep squad we are, it was somehow decided that Damnit! We're Going Out.
We met Camp Vassar, who's Third just returned from Italy (lucky bastard), for drinks at the Canterbury. The Canturbury was "packed like a fucking saturday" according to our waitress. We chalked it up to Boston's victory (and, I suspect something film related, because I noticed a third of Seattles film geek tribe milling around, stealing chairs.)
I was already in fine form (uphill drunken running form, that is) when we left the house, so after a few more glasses of wine I was ready to slyly poke everybody in the boob with a highlighter and try to crawl under the table (getting stuck) for a different seat. Also, lots of winking. Love me some winking.
After a shockingly cheap bill (considering there were 7 of us), Roxy and I put our hoods on and tied them down tight and skipped most of the way home. Actually, we had to stop so I could cough and laugh so hard I almost passed out.
To top it off, Souxie somehow bought the best Reggae album I've ever heard in my life, so we three derbies and our lovely derby guest sat, smoked, and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves.
I wrote exactly 0% of my paper. Lets go!
Posted by Sonya at October 21, 2004 07:43 AMYay Boston!
Posted by: nathaniel at October 21, 2004 09:10 PM