And the biopsy results are!
(drumroll, cymbal crash)
NORMAL AND HEALTHY!
(the camera swings through the audience to my cervix who is waving to the deafening crowd)
Cervix "Thank you! Thank you everyone! I wouldn't be the pinnacle of health I am today if it weren't for every single one of you. I love you all."
Posted by Sonya at October 22, 2004 02:28 PMHooray! I'm totally buying your cervix's next album and the t-shirt!
Posted by: mol at October 22, 2004 03:40 PMI saw your cervix at Bumbershoot in '93 before they totally sold out, man!
Posted by: benlau at October 22, 2004 04:10 PMYour cervix is above and beyond.
Posted by: flamingbanjo at October 22, 2004 04:24 PMCheers to a healthy cervix and many healthy smears more.
Posted by: Wow at October 23, 2004 05:39 AMcongratulations!
Posted by: Amy Chop at October 23, 2004 06:15 AMglad to hear it.
Posted by: ryan at October 24, 2004 12:02 AMgood news. England rejoices.
Posted by: ian at October 24, 2004 12:14 PMYay!
Posted by: Pascale Soleil at October 24, 2004 08:01 PMYippee!!!
Posted by: patricia at October 25, 2004 07:33 AMCongratulations to you, your cervix, and the swelling fanbase your cervix seems to be collecting.
If only every cervix could be loved so much...
Posted by: Tom at October 25, 2004 01:27 PMmore yea!
you should see if the erotic bakery makes a healthy cervix cake.
Posted by: raej at October 25, 2004 03:07 PMThat's even more exciting than the Jane Goodall lecture I just heard.....and she is awesome!!
Posted by: someone else's mom at October 25, 2004 03:31 PM