October 25, 2004

all swinging you around

There was so much I wanted to tell you about today.

How the bar gossip just got wilder after every pitcher.

How Breakfast revealed extensive information about my skipping/dancing partner and his wedding requirements. (she must have hair. There is a footbridge and a funny coincidence involved.).

How AWESOME (the band) is Awesome (the adjective).

How an authentic southern meal = going to bed at 10.(GRITS = girls raised in the south)

But just a few minutes ago, my boyfriend answered the door naked and hungover, announced "There's a girl in here, but it's not how it looks', sent me away and then frantically called me back when he realized* that -in Womanspeak- he had just plainly stated: 'I was just cheating on you when you knocked.'

It was so 'Three's Company' that I almost fell over the couch.


*See: the girl on the couch told him

Posted by Sonya at October 25, 2004 01:54 PM
Comments

Oh, how Mr. Farley is totally going to totally misread this otherwise innocent sequence of completely coincidental mishaps...

(And Awsome is as Awesome does).

Posted by: KING COMTE I at October 25, 2004 09:22 PM

Awesome loves you the most. Don't tell anyone.

Posted by: The Bailiff at October 25, 2004 09:59 PM

hmmmmmm

Posted by: Wow at October 26, 2004 05:16 AM

authentic southern meal is always washed down with PBR.

hee hee here a grit is po' white trash.

Posted by: sue at October 29, 2004 05:21 AM