Apparently, it's a fantastically fabulous year to be my ex-boyfriend if you're looking to get married. ESPECIALLY if you're looking to get married to someone other than me.
Another past love announced his engagement recently. I wish him every blessing, but there's a certain part of me that screams "HEY! That was MY sandwich! I might have wanted that for later!" every time an old love makes it official with some other girl.
Of course, I realize how unreasonable that kind of thinking is. If the sandwich were mine I'd be eating it, right? Of course.
So we're 4 down and 2 to go for the
Sonya'sExBFMarriageSpree04/05stravaganza.
Reserve your seats for the final rounds.
I have been there. Love the "sandwich" comment. Indeed!
Posted by: Em at April 16, 2005 07:04 PMIn one week last year I had one squeeze out a chile while I was at another's wedding. The new bride, drunk, walked up to me at the reception and said in a devil whisper "seee what you MISSED, ASSHOLE!!"
Banner day.
Posted by: dave's sammich at April 17, 2005 12:47 PMSomehow I just don't see it happening. Either because I can barely stand myself or because of death. Not a morbid thing, just an estimation based on probability and recorded data.
Posted by: P*E*B* at April 18, 2005 02:17 AMYeah, but who wants to eat a sandwich that's been sitting out, unrefrigerated, for several years? Especially when you have a fresh sandwich?
What were we talking about again? I'm hungry all of a sudden...
Posted by: flamingbanjo at April 18, 2005 11:35 AM"Sometimes your double entendres seem like they have an extra entendre. That's too many entendres!"
Posted by: molly at April 18, 2005 02:33 PMThe sandwich quote is perfect. That IS a weird feeling.
Posted by: Wow at April 21, 2005 07:24 PM