July 21, 2005

kid, I've lived through others

Resounding comment from those who witnessed it: "Hey! You lived!"

Today I ate some biscuits and gravy and I can stand up for quite a stretch at a time. It wasn't so much that I was still tired, but the muscles that get involved in heaving are also the muscles that stand you up, and those particular muscles were a bit overworked.

In other news, I just want to be sure that everyone is ready for WWIII. Got your gas masks? Good. Know how to put them on before you take another breath? Practice makes perfect. (PBS gets me CRAZY!)

Posted by Sonya at July 21, 2005 02:52 PM
Comments

Glad to read you're no longer heavin'.

Posted by: nathaniel at July 21, 2005 08:36 PM

yup, WWIII is now available for service... suicide bombings are now as much a part of London life as Fish 'n' Chips, Roast Beef Dinners, Bowler Hats and Chicken Tikka Masala...

gas masks and bio-suits, whiskers on kittens...

Posted by: ian at July 22, 2005 04:15 AM

Or maybe fear-mongering is part of PBS' new "politically balanced" coverage, as mandated by the new Bush-appointed chairman of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, Kenneth Tomlinson.

Posted by: flamingbanjo at July 22, 2005 08:06 AM