I'm feeling much much better today. I think I just needed to get all those Ishmael's off my chest. (Actually, what was I THINKING? Come back Ishmael come BACK!) I think some people are into pining. Those long distance relationships absence makes the heart grow fonder kind of people. I more of an out of sight out of mind type of person. So I think romanticism is sort of like a stomach virus. It hits really fast and is gone in about 48 hours. That's a very valuable thing to know. Perhaps next time I'll stay home and eat jello and saltines.
And I DO have Cooties Joshua. And I DO want a Kryptonite Cockring for my birthday dammmit. You have a whole eleven months to come up with one. Your reign of terror will come to an end Norton! This is my solemn oath...
Posted by jlp716 at August 3, 2004 05:17 PMUh, much as it pains me to say it, but Emperor Norton isn't the ONLY royalty around her these days...
KING COMTE I, SUPREME RULER OF SCHMEATERLAND
Posted by: KING COMTE I at August 3, 2004 08:48 PMDown with the monarchy! Anarchy shall rule! But only when I say it does in the manner I say it does... Ah shit.
Posted by: JtotheP at August 3, 2004 11:30 PMWell, if it's any consolation, mine is a strictly temporary position -- unless I attempt a Machiavellian inspired palace coup at next year's Hold My Hair Back...
Posted by: KING COMTE I at August 4, 2004 12:13 PM