Love Hotel

Soy Perfect

So a friend of mine recently had this problem with her mother-in-law. She has a son (my friend does, so does the mother-in-law, but that's not the point) who drinks soy milk. And crazy mother-in-law is convinced that my friend is going to cause her little boy a huge litany of troubles because he drinks soy milk, instead of cow milk. Whatever. She sent my friend this bizarre article listing all the horrible things soy milk does to people including but not limited to Depression, Irritable Bowel (now this is actually true), genital malformation, baldness, cancer the whole gamut. So my friend as a good feeling right minded person wanted to send back to MIL a host of articles about the health benefits of soy. But you know we both sort of looked at each other and said "You just don't want to get into that game." Of course. However, I have this completely evil desire to write a fake article that she can send to MIL along with a note thanking her for the previous article. The article I want to write would prove that soy causes Schizophrenia and Satanism. Well Anton La Vey was a vegetarian, no?