October 10, 2004

Trust in me

I need to be writing but instead I'm going over to my friends' house to eat Pop Tarts and drink Manhattans. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

I had a bunch of things I wanted to chat about, but I forgot about them all. Because. Guess what Kids. I. Got. Laid.

Smoke em if you've got em.

Posted by jlp716 at October 10, 2004 04:12 PM
Comments

Ew, am I the only person in the world that think's Manhattans taste like cough syrup?

Posted by: KING COMTE I at October 11, 2004 07:36 AM

You cut 'em with tarts, they taste fine.

Posted by: benlau at October 11, 2004 11:23 AM

SWEET tarts? Ech! It just gets worse an' worse...

Posted by: KING COMTE I at October 11, 2004 12:32 PM

DUDES. I don't think bourbon is the POINT, here.

(I'm picturing the penultimate sentence as a large naked elephant around which the cocktail party is swirling.)

(And also I'm picturing a sea of lighters raised in tribute.)

(Woot.)

Posted by: molly at October 11, 2004 01:17 PM

Yeah I was wondering how long that purple elephant was going to be around. Thanks for wrangling it Molly. Heeyaw! Cigars and cake for everybody.

Posted by: JtotheP at October 11, 2004 02:38 PM

Yes, elephant noted. And the cake should be one of those anatomically correct cakes from The Erotic Bakery.

Posted by: KING COMTE I at October 11, 2004 03:32 PM

not SWEET tarts, POP tarts.

oh, wait. has the conversation shifted?

Posted by: benlau at October 11, 2004 08:02 PM

Oh, like that's an IMPROVEMENT???

Are we still talking about sex?

Posted by: KING COMTE I at October 12, 2004 09:10 AM

Sex and chocolate fudge pop tarts. That's what I'm saying yo. Although, cinnamon and brown sugar frosted pop tarts are a close second.

Posted by: JtotheP at October 12, 2004 09:48 AM

Are said pop tarts actually toasted, or just eaten raw right from the ripped-apart plastic pouch?

Posted by: KING COMTE I at October 12, 2004 10:52 AM

I generally have to be slightly toasted to eat pop tarts raw right from the pouch. (That's true no matter what level we're currently having this conversation on.)

Posted by: molly at October 12, 2004 02:04 PM

As the late Sigmund Freud once said, "Sometimes a pop tart is just a pop tart. Except when it'snot."

Posted by: KING COMTE I at October 12, 2004 02:33 PM

Toasting always makes them warm and moist on the inside. Pour a little alcohol on that and you have a pants party.

Posted by: JtotheP at October 12, 2004 04:30 PM

(... are these those rabbit-lined pants I've read about?)

Posted by: molly at October 12, 2004 04:34 PM

Ew -- not REAL LIVE rabbits I hope...

You people are just SICK!

(And that makes me so happy!)

Posted by: KING COMTE I at October 13, 2004 09:21 AM

Rabbit lined pants? I'll have to look into that.

Posted by: JtotheP at October 14, 2004 12:47 PM

Er, "bunnies." I believe the pants were actually lined with bunnies.

Posted by: mol at October 14, 2004 02:03 PM