October 11, 2004

It's All Coming Back to Me

So all these stupid things I wanted to write about are all finally coming back to me. Feet. On. Ground. Foot. Firmly. In. Mouth. See that's better.
I think I have a prejudice against people who are like traditionally pretty. People who look just so and who everybody thinks are hot. I think that these people are flawed and I don't trust them. I think they lack character and I think they are too privileged and I think just all kinds of things. Like they're shallow and simple-minded. It's very weird. It's very intense. It's definitely my most deeply entrenched completely ridiculous embarrassing thought system.

Posted by jlp716 at October 11, 2004 03:12 PM
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Right there with you. Although if I'm being honest my distrust is largely rooted in their infuriating habit of not being uncontrollably attracted to me.

Assholes.

Posted by: flamingbanjo at October 11, 2004 05:25 PM

Oh, I think secretly pretty people WISH they were more like the rest of us (that is, not nearly so pretty).

I mean, think about it: All that primping, spraying, gelling, all the makeup application, the constant dieting and exercise, worrying about whether your skirt is stuck into the top of your support hose, always having to keep the tuxedo cleaned and pressed just in case, freaking out if you get a zit right before walking down the red carpet at the Emmy's, never being able to just hang out at Johnny Rockets in sweats and a ratty GAP t-shirt.

Let's face it, being pretty is hard work!

Unless you're one of those fortunate few who are SO PRETTY you don't have to do anything at all.

Gawd, I HATE those people...

Posted by: KING COMTE I at October 12, 2004 09:16 AM

Pfft. Assholes.

Posted by: JtotheP at October 12, 2004 09:47 AM