October 12, 2004

Porn

I wrote the sickest piece of porn last night. It's sick. And I mean sick in both the way that I use it and the way that the kids these days use it. I hope there aren't any Sensitive Nice White People With Kids at the thing I'm going to read this at. You'll have to ask SGNP though how sick it is. Cause I read it to him and he didn't even blink. Perhaps I'm just a delicate flower.

Posted by jlp716 at October 12, 2004 04:33 PM
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You know what you should actually do, in order to be sure it's not too sick is, you should e-mail it to me immediately.

Posted by: Joshua at October 12, 2004 05:02 PM

It's all a matter of relativity.

You gotta remember that I've heard some of the things you dream about.

Posted by: sgnp at October 12, 2004 07:36 PM

Joshua I secretly love you and want to have ten thousand of your babies.

SGNP what was really the capper do you think? The hospital of mutilated humans moaning with blood leaking all over the floors. Or the simple brutality of the knife punching through my cranium.

I also think its more a matter of perspective than relativity. Even though I do honestly believe that time and gravity are probably part of my problem.

Posted by: JtotheP at October 12, 2004 07:55 PM

Actually now that I think about it. I like the idea of my dream life being a sort of desensitization program. "Dude, that guy chopping off his own arm with a pen knife would totally not creep you out if you had seen JPs dream last night."

Posted by: JtotheP at October 12, 2004 07:57 PM

You know I love you, baby.

Posted by: sgnp at October 12, 2004 08:28 PM

Wait -- is this porn in some way related to "Maladaptive" -- didn't I just read that somebody gets a hatchet to the head in that? Or am I misremembering?

And for the record, I don't recall EVER seeing SGNP blink...

Posted by: KING COMTE I at October 13, 2004 11:05 AM

Sorry, my bad. The cleaved head was actually in Fontaine's play...

Posted by: KING COMTE I at October 13, 2004 03:05 PM

Joshua I secretly love you and want to have ten thousand of your babies

You know, people keep saying that to me. It's starting to make me a little paranoid.

Posted by: Joshua at October 14, 2004 09:01 AM

In Maladaptive a character gets shot in the head three times. Get it straight Comte.

Oh Joshua, How do I love thee. Let me count the ways...

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