I love the movie Ford Fairlane. I loved Andrew Dice Clay. I can't explain it other than to say I was just happy as hell to have someone to identify with. Because, are you sitting down, I have bad thoughts. All. The. Time. I think bad things about nice people. Sometimes when I see a cute dog I want to pet it. Sometimes, however, I wonder how it would taste barbecued. Same with babies. Mmmmm babies. I do wonder what people taste like. According to experts, we taste like pork. Big frickin surprise there. So there's something immensly gratifying about Ford Fairlane constantly saying "Shut up Stupid." to the pretty girl who he's supposed to be helping out of some obtuse jam.
It just makes me feel all cozy and warm inside. Like I'm loved by some fragment of the Universe. That while I'm not one of a kind. I am special. Very very special.
*sigh*
*hmmm*
What the fuck are you looking at, stupid?
Posted by jlp716 at March 29, 2005 02:58 PMStandard Response To The Question, "What Are YOU Looking At?":
Stare person asking question directly in the face, then say, "Nothing. Absolutely nothing."
Confuses the Hell out of them!
Is beating someone half to death a standard response to confusion? Because that's what'd happen if someone said that to me. Maybe I'd be confused while I was doing it. "Jeez, why am I kicking this guy's head in? I'm so confused!"
I wonder if that would be any kind of defense in court.
Posted by: Joshua at April 4, 2005 09:47 AMI don't know Norton. Ask Frank Miller. I think he would say yes.
I should have tried this with the Jerk on the bus this morning -- of course, the punchline (get it? Punchline! I made a funny! It's a joke son!) doesn't have quite the same effect if you aren't handed the set up...
And I doubt there's be much pull with a "I killed him because I was confused" defense, which sounds pretty much like the classic definition of 2nd degree manslaughter.
Posted by: KING COMTE I at April 4, 2005 04:53 PM