I'm looking forward to acquired neuroplasticity. A new study says I'm going to get smarter once the baby is born. Although, this will be counteracted by being incredibly sleep deprived.
Here are a few examples of what being dumb is like.
Driving down the road with Paul:
"Ounces!"
"What?"
"Ounces. It's a measurement of, like, food. I couldn't think of it at the doctor. I think I said grams. But it's ounces."
"Right. Ounces."
At the checkout line, staring at lighters:
"Bic. Bic. Bic lighters. Bic pens. Bic lighters. Bic pens. Hey! I'll bet that's the same people! Bic! Bic lighters AND Bic pens."
Later my friend Basil mentioned Bic razors and I told him to stop fucking with my mind.
The answer to the question "Is being stupid kind of like being high all the time?"
is "Yes. It totally is."
Dude.
Posted by jlp716 at November 19, 2005 01:12 AM