I watch a lot of TV, because I'm waiting for my Netflix, and I have to lie on my left side, because of something I forget apparently I'm a ticking time bomb which will explode at any moment if I sit up for too long. And as usual there are things on TV that I find odd.
There is an ad on TV for something completely lame like motrin or insurance and she says "If there's a problem, I solve it." and my brain always ads "Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it." If you don't know the reference, I'm not going to help you with it, because... All right, fuck it, it's from Vanilla Ice's "Ice, Ice Baby" Stop collaborate and listen...
Why on the "Food Channel" (yes there is a Food Channel and it's all about like amazing world class chefs and pastry chefs and candy makers and you know like the people who made Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's wedding cake) are all the ads for Ranch dressing? Ranch. Dressing. The universal culinary symbol of super-bland American cuisine.
Why, you may ask, am I watching the Food Channel? Well, because that's the channel that has the Japanese version of "Iron Chef" on it. Which I am totally addicted to. There was one recently I couldn't really watch though. The secret ingredient was cod roe and the cod roe comes in the little cod roe sacs and then they had to turn the sacs inside out and scrape the stuff out and well... I had to skip most of the preparation part. I'm taking a medication for Gestational Diabetes and it makes me feel a little uhm icky. So food on TV that looks like pureed uterus is just a little too much for me right now.
More baby news, for those interested. I had an ultrasound to see how big the baby is and to see if there's enough amniotic fluid blah blah blah. The baby as of today is about 5 lbs 9 oz. I had some false labor this weekend. Now I'm just pregnant and nothing is happening.
Tttttthhhhhhbbbbbbttttt!
Posted by jlp716 at January 31, 2006 02:18 AMon the today show this morning, i was informed that Chef Morimoto of the "don't try to step up in my stadium without bein' ready for me to school your ass" Morimotos is apparently opening a restaurant in new york now.
two firsts there: first interesting bit of info i've ever learned from the today gang and first thing i've heard that makes me want to go to ny.
Posted by: raej at January 31, 2006 10:52 PMI thought he had one already. Alls I know is I probably couldn't afford to eat there after I got to NY anyways. It's funny how completely serious he looks all the time, but they had a backstage show and he's all cute and smiley and funny.
Posted by: JtotheP at February 1, 2006 02:15 AM