February 02, 2006

As seen on TV

I ordered something off the TV a while ago. I got that Sheer Cover make-up that Leeza Gibbons is the spokesperson for. I think Melissa Gilbert is too. Anyways, I got it because it was cheaper than Bare Minerals and I thought I'd give it a shot, since I too suffer from ultra-sensitive skin that easily is irritated by normal foundations and powders. Even those expensive brands you only find in Department Stores. Leeza Gibbons looks like her face is molded out of the silicone stuff they make those fake boob inserts for your bra out of.

Guess what though? The make-up stuff is awesome. I luurrrve it. I don't love giving my money to Gunthy-Renker, the uber-conglomerate that no-one has ever heard of that is responsible for all those infomercials, INCLUDING the ones with Greg Brady on them selling music compliations. If you pay attention, before the infomercials start you'll almost always hear "Presented by Gunthy-Renker Entertainment" or "Gunthy-Renker Fitness" or "the trusted Gunthy-Renker Corporation"

I wonder if they are evil. You know, if they're like rubbing their hands together giggling at all of us who buy products that 90% of the time don't work, break in two days, or are just general crap. Then they seed their product line with things like Sheer Cover that actually are pretty good. Random Reinforcement.

I am a pigeon and this is my bar. DON'T TOUCH MY BAR! It will be snak this time. I SWEAR!!! Snak snak snak snak snak snak...

Posted by jlp716 at February 2, 2006 02:59 PM
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